Baby on a Wall

I'm convinced that it's most guy's missions in life to determine what we women actually do in restrooms that takes so long. Well here is your answer:

We take the time to properly suspend and attach our children to the middle of the wall so that we have uninterrupted bathroom and makeup application time. We may take a little extra bathroom break time just to relish in body independence. Our brain experiences a brief moment of freedom and non-worry. The woman (and I'm convinced it was in fact a female) who invented the wall seat is a genius. Pure genius. Thank you wall seat woman inventor!